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Boston Bums, here I come!
That's right, I'm *finally* headed to BOSTON MASS for the first time after a failed trip back in 2019. Yes, I have heard you Bostonians,...

Miss Chris
Dec 12, 20212 min read


Happy Spanksgiving
I missed out on wishing everyone a Happy Howl-o-ween but it's not too late to prep for Spanksgiving! This year will be a pivotal year for...

Miss Chris
Nov 3, 20212 min read


Chicago was a Blast, Tampa around the (Knee) bend
What wonderful kismet happened this weekend between my little family posse, some clients, some friends, some ad hoc organizers and a...

Miss Chris
Oct 20, 20211 min read


Thanks TN & DC, Hello Chicago!
Huge thanks to the bottoms I saw in Nashville, including this gorgeous freckled one, during my recent trip for a family fundraiser. I had...

Miss Chris
Oct 3, 20211 min read


Sober not Straight
Sober, but certainly not straight! *winks* That's right, three years ago today I quit drinking. It's been hard but very gratifying. I...

Miss Chris
Aug 30, 20211 min read


Due to Overwhelming demand...
...I've firmed up my trip dates to TAMPA FLORIDA, added a day in NASHVILLE TENNESSEE & LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA (so anyone still wanting a...

Miss Chris
Aug 6, 20211 min read


A Perfect Cold Caning
Every once in a while, you have a "perfect session". There are a few factors I consider to earn this ranking, but the competition is high...

Miss Chris
Aug 3, 20212 min read


My New Old kitchen
After more than 4 months of renovation, my new old timey kitchen is complete. This means if you're lucky, you'll get glimpses of this...

Miss Chris
Jul 26, 20211 min read


Lights, Camera, Action!
I've had a number of podcasts, videos and interviews come out recently (even one from 2019!) so I thought I would share with you all....

Miss Chris
Jul 19, 20212 min read


Happy Independence Day weekend!
Happy Fourth of July Holiday weekend, y'all! To all the men and women who help keep us free, a huge thank you. Today I fly the American...

Miss Chris
Jul 5, 20211 min read


Imitation is Flattery? I think not
Imitation is not flattery, it's theft, and I have had it!!! Whether it's poor form, blissful ignorance, purposeful malevolence or...

Miss Chris
Jun 1, 20213 min read


My "New Normal" Can Suck It!
I'm afraid I have some bad news to share with you all. I'm sorry to say, I won't be able to make it to the inaugural Shadow Lodge Party,...

Miss Chris
May 12, 20214 min read


Gearing up for a hot summer of Spanking!
In looking up Google images about Summertime Spanking, one of my very own images popped up. Only the caption said it belonged to a Strict...

Miss Chris
Apr 18, 20214 min read


PPP's with MCTT's
With my last blog posting, I mentioned how many PPP's (post pandemic paddlings) I've been doing after getting my vaccine. But in between...

Miss Chris
Mar 12, 20214 min read


Post Pandemic Paddlings
From unexpectedly getting the vaccine, to web buster sales on my Etsy site, and from new sanitization systems at Ironwood Terrace, to a...

Miss Chris
Mar 1, 20216 min read


Birthday Sp@nks, anyone?
That's right, it's my birthday today! Not only that, but it's my Fiftieth Birthday today! On January 15, 1971 my parents brought me home...

Miss Chris
Jan 15, 20213 min read


Sp@nked by The Universe, Thy name is COVID
Hello friends, fans and family, you last heard from me mid April, a month after losing my husband, and the advent of COVID. I wanted to...

Miss Chris
Dec 31, 20205 min read


The Tao of Don
As a multiple degreed practitioner of Shaolin style Kung Fu, over the years various Eastern philosophies and ideals have crept into our...

Miss Chris
Apr 16, 20203 min read


"I saw your heart flutter...
I saw your heart flutter for the last time, as I held your hand.

Miss Chris
Mar 26, 20202 min read
It's time to step away...
It's been just over one year since we got my husband's cancer diagnosis. And while we have beaten the odds by almost 7 months, it is time...

Miss Chris
Mar 13, 20201 min read
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